Keep Me Around

Hey.

What the . . . ?

It says here that Ben Arthur is playing Joe's Pub on March 8th. Well, It turns out that I have a brother named Ben Arthur and further research reveals that the Ben Arthur playing Joe's Pub and the Ben Arthur who is my brother are one and the same.

But wait, Balthrop, Alabama and I are playing at Joe's Pub too. We're playing on April 18th!

Someone call our Aunt, Bea Arthur, and tell her--she'll be so excited.

Wait. Further research reveals that we are not related to Bea Arthur.

She'll be so disappointed.